40th Annual
Golden Dildeaux Awards
Online Final Ballot

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Votes are a $1 donation each. You may cast as many votes as you want for each candidate and you may cast votes for more than one candidate in a category. Your total ballot cost will be the total number of votes you cast.

Voting will be open from:
TBA, 2012.

Remember, not only will your votes determine who will win the Golden Dildeaux in each category, but your donations are tax-deductable with the net proceeds going to the AIDS Emergency Fund.

2011 Golden Dildeaux Awards flyer Art

 

Instructions:

Be sure to join us on
Saturday, April 14, 2012 from 7 to 10 P.M.
at the TBA
to see who will take home a Woody at the
40th Annual Golden Dildeaux "Woody Awards" Show!

 

 
 1. The "The Boss" Award  (the TOP of them all)

 





 
 2. The "Shameless" Award  (gets fucked by everyone)

 





 
 3. The "Junk in the trunk" Award  (the ass that just won't quit)

 





 
 4. The "Parks and Recreation" Award  (loves sex outdoors)

 





 
 5. The "Muppet Master" Award  (power fisting top)

 





 
 6. The "Good Wife" Award  (spouse of the month)

 





 
 7. The "J. Edgar" Award  (likes to watch)

 





 
 8. The "Off-Ramp" Award  (leather fashionista)

 





 
 9. The "League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen" Award  (our favorite silver fox)

 





 
10. The "Cave of Forgotten Dreams" Award  (has not had sex in recent memory)

 





 
11. The "Modern Family" Award  (best performance in a 3 or more-way)

 





 
12. The "River" Award  (golden shower lover)

 





 
13. The "50/50" Award  (switch hitter)

 





 
14. The "Red Tails" Award  (gets spanked and shanked)

 





 
15. The "The Big C" Award  (too big is never big enough)

 





 
16. The "The Artist" Award  (really deep throat)

 





 
17. The "Super Eight" Award  (horse hung stud)

 





 
18. The "Mildred Pierce" Award  (pushy bottom)

 





 
19. The "Iron Lady" Award  (really butch woman)

 





 
20. The "Beginner" Award  (new cummer of the year)

 





 
21. The "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" Award  (play space screamer)

 





 
22. The "Boardwalk Empire" Award  (hottest current titleholder)

 





 
23. The "My Week With Marilyn" Award  (best drag queen)

 





 
24. The "Friends With Benefits" Award  (best all-around sex)

 





 
 

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Last Updated February 6, 2012.