37th Annual

Saturday April 25, 2009
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What are the Golden Dildeaux Awards?

The Golden Gate Guards proudly announce the 37th annual Golden Dildeaux Awards!  These humorous awards are intended to poke fun at various sexual activities while at the same time provide a unique charity fund raising opportunity.  The Golden Dildeaux Awards were originally started by Mister Marcus in 1972.  After the founding of the Golden Gate Guards in 1986, Mister Marcus asked whether the Guards would be interested to continue the tradition of the awards as a fund raising activity for the AIDS Emergency Fund.  The GGG are excited to present to you the 37th annual Golden Dildeaux Awards.  We hope that you will join in the fun and make sure your nominees receive a Golden Dildeaux at this year's "Woody Award Celebration".

2009 Golden Dildeaux Awards Flyer How do the Golden Dildeaux Awards work?

There are 20 fun (embarassing), sexy, and campy award categories, such as:

  • King of the Hill Award (the TOP of them all)
  • Hostess of the Mostess (gets fucked by everyone)
  • Golden Globes Award (the ass that just won't quit)
    ...

Nomination Phase (February 25 through March 13, 2009)

During the nomination period ballots will be available on-line.  You can nominate anyone you wish (must be at least 21 years old) from the San Francisco Bay Area in any category.  And, best of all, to ensure your nominee becomes one of the final candidates, you can complete as many nomination ballots as you wish.  Nomination ballots are FREE!

Voting Phase (March 16 through April 19, 2009)

When the nominating period is over, we will determine the top nominees for each category and new ballots will be made available for on-line voting.   Voting is how we raise money for the AIDS Emergency Fund (AEF).  Votes are a $1 donation each.  You may cast as many votes as you want for each candidate.  If you vote for one candidate in each of the 20 categories, your ballot will cost $20.  If instead, you want to cast 5 votes each for one candidate in each of four categories, your ballot will also cost $20.  The total dollar amount of each ballot is up to your generosity.  Your donation is tax deductible.

Voting ballots will be available on-line through Frantix so you can use your credit card.   The candidate in each category that receives the most votes, wins the Golden Dildeaux Award for that category.

 

Voting has ended for this year's Golden Dildeaux Awards.
(Thanks FRANTIX for being a sponsor and Tally Master of the 2009 GDA's!)

The "Woody's" Awards Show (Saturday, April 25, 2009 from 7:00 to 10:00 P.M.)

The Golden Dildeaux Awards will be presented to all the deserving winners at a SinSEXual Awards Show at the SF Eagle Tavern.  Come see who has won the "prestigious award" in each category!  The event is always entertaining with lots of embarrassing fun! 

If you need more information, please send e-mail to this year's event chairman, Jeff Minster(his e-mail is jeff AT ggguards.com )

Net Proceeds from the 2009 Golden Dildeaux Awards go to the
AIDS Emergency Fund (AEF)

Last Updated April 30, 2009.