Golden Dildeaux
Awards Winners
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2006 Award Winners
The winners of the 2006 Golden Dildeaux Awards were announced on Saturday, April 15, 2006 at the Eagle Tavern. Warren Williams, 2006 Vice-President of the Golden Gate Guards thanked everyone for attending on a rainy night and for their participation this year, "Thanks to your generosity voting for your favorite Golden Dildeaux Award candidates, the Aids Emergency Fund will receive over $300." Warren then introduced this year's Golden Dildeaux Award producer, Jeff Minster.
Jeff started the awards ceremony by bringing out this year's MCs, TJ and Sheeba! Midway through the awards, Mark Paladini provided entertainment accompanied by two "Jurrasic Roses", Darryl Janssen and Don 'Ho' Tse. Jeff ended the awards by thanking all the bars which collected the voting ballots and money and especially the Eagle Tavern for once again hosting the awards. Jeff also thanked Warren Cave for making the 2006 awards.
The 2006, 2005 and 2004 Golden Dildeaux Award winners are listed in the following table. The 2005 teams are color-coded as follows:
- Team Leather/Bear/Fetish
- Team Hayes Valley/Gulch
- Team Castro
| ## | Award Category | 2006 | 2005 | 2004 |
| 1 | Punch Board Award (gets fucked by anyone and everyone) |
Philip Beers | Philip Beers | Angle Dunkelberger |
| 2 | Top of the Year (a bona fide top -- no exceptions) |
Daddy Richard Sprott | Jose Nieto | Alan Selby |
| 3 | Golden Globes Award (the best ass in town) |
Julian Marshburn | Cher A Little Smith | Julian Marshburn |
| 4 | Nature Boy Award (sex at parks, beaches, windmills, alleys,... all outdoors) |
Bambi | Barry Duey | Patty La Bell |
| 5 | Golden Arm Award (fist fucker, top) |
Jason Ladd | Nonn McAllister | Alan Selby |
| 6 | Paper Wedding Dress (guy/girl always getting married) |
Daddy Tony Koester | Suzie Q | Warren Williams |
| 7 | Voyeur of the Year (one of those looky-loo queens) |
Empress Marlena | Suzie Wong | Mr. Marcus |
| 8 | Sliver Lips Award (sucks dick at glory holes) |
Reality | Pushy Phyllis | Jack Garcia |
| 9 | Leap Frog Award (leaps from bed to bed for sex) |
Bambi | Bambi | Ryan de la Cruz |
| 10 | Cobweb Award (hasn’t had sex in many months) |
Bobby Ashton | Chablis | Mama |
| 11 | Best Performance in a 3-way (singles or couples into 3-ways) |
Mick Sheppard | Ray Apodaca | Michael, Jeff, David |
| 12 | Prince of Piss Award (golden shower queen) |
Phil 'Spunky' Lindo | Jeff Minster | Michael Engel |
| 13 | Tea Room Commando (sex in toilets all over town) |
Sweet Old Bob | Philip Beers | Don “HO” Tse |
| 14 | Divine Miss M (masochist) |
Phil 'Spunky' Lindo | Marlena | Dirk Burns |
| 15 | Size Queen Award (only wants it super-sized) |
Moondrop | Moondrop | Charlemagne |
| 16 | Best Male Performance by a Female Impersonator (a butch drag queen) |
Eddie Bellpepper | Patti Labelle | Marlena |
| 17 | Best Female Performance by Male Impersonator (nellie person who acts butch) |
Patty LaBelle | Emperor Fernando | Suzie Wong |
| 18 | Cocksucker of the Year (the deepest throat in town) |
Michael Gagne | Philip Beers | Darryl Jansen |
| 19 | Dick of Death Award (who’s the biggest) |
Eddie Bellpepper | Scott Larsen | Phil Garabedian |
| 20 | Pushy Bottom Award (for those who never give up) |
Sweet Old Bob | Sweet Old Bob | Carlton Paul |
| 21 | Boot Licker Award (really gets down and dirty) |
Phil 'Spunky' Lindo | Dave Wheeler | Mr. LeeOna |
| 22 | Golden Boy Award (best all-around sex in the San Francisco Bay Area, versatile) |
Dodger Allen | David (of the Gangway) | Julian Marshburn |