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Golden Dildeaux Awards
as well as our official TallyMaster!
1. King of the Hill Award (the TOP of them all)
Brian Busta Ashton
2. Hostess of the Mostess (gets fucked by everyone)
Deborah Wade
3. Golden Globes Award (the ass that just won't quit)
Mark Paladini
4. Constant Gardener Award (loves sex outdoors)
David Tejeda
5. Golden Glove Award (power-fisting top)
Larry Shockey
6. Wash & Wear Wedding Dress Award (365 husbands a year)
Bob Kleypus
7. The Spy Who Loved Me Award (likes to watch)
Sean Wade
8. Luscious Lips Award (glory-hole cocksucker)
Jess Katz
9. Brasso Silver Polish Award (you're not getting older,?you're getting bitter ..eh.. better :-)
J.J. Ferra
10. Dusty Muffin Award (hasn't had sex in a long time)
Mama Reinhardt
11. Club Sandwich Award (best performance in a 3-way)
Mark Welsh
12. Divine Miss Pee Award (golden shower queen)
Lady Hillary
13. The Old Switcheroo Award (which end is up?)
Ranell Winchester
14. Divine Miss M Award (likes it rough)
International slave tim
15. Super-Size It Award (needs it huge... really HUGE)
James Holloway
16. Deep Throat Award (swallows it ALL the way)
Renata LeFevre
17. Dick Of Death Award (too BIG for words)
Rover Spotts
18. She Who Must Be Obeyed Award (pushy bottom)
Steve Ward
19. Shoe-Shine boy Award (filthy boot licker)
Bootdog Johnson
20. Golden Boy Award (best all-around sex)
Mario Torrigino
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